How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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