Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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You're a frog

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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