- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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