- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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