- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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