Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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