- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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