Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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