Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Roses are flowers.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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