knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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y u no like me joke?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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- Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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