a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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