- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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