i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Women drivers...

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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