- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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