- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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