- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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