A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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I read the terms of service.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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call me maybe.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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