Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Black people having a Job.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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