Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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