- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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