what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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