How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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