- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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