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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why can't february march Because april may

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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