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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Justin with a hat.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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