okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Poop...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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