- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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