- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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