- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what are three short words? i a am

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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