Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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