What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Jewwy Jewstein

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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