- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

One time i was sitting down

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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