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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

YOLO You only like Oreos

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

smell the vitamin C

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

FUCK THE JEWS

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