- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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