- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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