- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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