- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Penis

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Your adopted.....

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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