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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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