How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are flowers.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Suck pussy

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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