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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Obama lin Baden.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Death by kayak

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How's the weather? Good.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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