a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's your guys names?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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j.p. is dumb

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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