why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's 2+2? Fish

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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