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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man walks into a bar

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Racial equality.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How many light bulbs? 1

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

anti jokes are really funny

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man walks into a bar

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Racial equality.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How many light bulbs? 1

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

anti jokes are really funny

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka