- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Your mam is so fat.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Everybody will die

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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