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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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