- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

KILL WHITEY

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Boxing on Boxing Day

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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