What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's half of 8? o

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Im gay What about you

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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