My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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YO FACE

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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