Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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