- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Obama = ebola

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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