What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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girls basketball

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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