- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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