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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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