- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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