What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

thumb_up thumb_down

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

thumb_up thumb_down

this last joke was a correction to the other one

thumb_up thumb_down

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

thumb_up thumb_down

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

thumb_up thumb_down

Black people in Camden NJ.

thumb_up thumb_down

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

thumb_up thumb_down

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

thumb_up thumb_down

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

thumb_up thumb_down

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

thumb_up thumb_down

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops