- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!