Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Anti Joke

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