- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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