- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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