- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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