- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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