- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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