Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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