- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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