- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

knock knock come in !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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