Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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cory is gay

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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