Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Your gay

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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