What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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