Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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