Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Massie is a fatass

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Two baby seals walk into a club.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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