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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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