- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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