One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Penis

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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