- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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