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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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