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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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