- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

matt is fat

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

guess what>? your mum lol

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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