- Anti Joke

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back