- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

lets bomb africa

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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