- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.