- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

batman farted so hes retarded

rent a cops

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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