- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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