- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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