- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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