- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Women's Rights

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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