- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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