- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

All of these jokes are about white people

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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