- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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