- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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