- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??