- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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