- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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