- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Swag.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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