- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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