- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How old are you? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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