- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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