How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Women's Rights Movement

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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