Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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