why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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