Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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stinky boner

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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learn. advance!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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