A shark ate your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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