A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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