Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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