Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Men's rights

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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