- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Fat? Jesse Z

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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