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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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