A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Fat people

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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