There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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