- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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