- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Black people having a Job.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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