- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why was kade sad? he shit himself

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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