Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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people magazine

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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kieran is a homosexual

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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