What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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womans having rights.

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Feminism

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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