- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How old are you? 7

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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