- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Cripples are lame.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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