- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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