- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

hi

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??