A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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