why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's the new green? Green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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