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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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