- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A black student graduated High School

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

nolan is gay

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