antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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