- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Women's Rights

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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