Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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feminism

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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