- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

tim has no humor

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Then none of us want to be right.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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