What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Brain fart

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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