how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Dumbledore dies.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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