- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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