- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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