- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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