- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

your face is kinda funny

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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