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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What stops a train? A missile

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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