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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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