- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

what is 3+3= 8

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Charlie Sheen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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