- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

France had one revolution

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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