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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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