- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

united we sit, cause we're fat

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's big and long? My dick.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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