- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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