- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Morning wood.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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