Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Tucker Rivera

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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