Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

WOw you have no life

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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