You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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knock knock come in

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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