- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

knock knock go away!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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