- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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