- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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