- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Charlie Sheen is winning

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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