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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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