Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Anti Joke

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