- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Barack Obama

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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