- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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