A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Fine, ladies first.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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