Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Nobody cares maddie!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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