Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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