- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Pickles are moist.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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