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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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