Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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